text 2 Apr our internet connection is called “big yellow joint”

morninggloria:

I hope that our neighbors know that the name is 80% because we love Arrested Development and only 20% because Goggles loves weed.

Nice. Ours is ‘Gobias Industries’. You know, like ‘Gobias some coffee’.

audio 30 Mar [Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Wait, What - Islands are the Limit from The Notorious XX

This may be my jam for the week.

played 11 times.
photo 23 Mar

Blah. AT&T service in SF is still of, or related to, feces.

(Regarding Marco’s post)

quote 23 Mar
When I get home before my wife, I can literally become PARALYZED trying to decide whether to masturbate or eat a whole pizza.
— Rob Delaney on the Twitter
photo 22 Mar

Three years, beeches. OG and what not. Time passes quickly when you rarely post. Back when I started with Tumblr, we had to make our own Zooey Deschanel pictures out of sticks and sewer water. Reblogging a post was a complex affair using postcards and a goat carcass. Uphill both ways, etc.

You fucking kids. You don’t know.

photo 22 Mar

You can’t urinate on Tumblr today without hitting a post about HCR, and usually I try to avoid piling on to such things. Sure, the bill was watered-down, compromised, filled with GOP ‘ideas’, despite the lack of a single GOP vote, etc. It is also the largest piece of social legislation passed in 50 years. It does more to tackle health care costs than any piece of American legislation in history. It extends health insurance to 32 million more Americans. It is a win. A big one. For the President, for the American people, and for Nancy Pelosi.

After the Scott Brown debacle, she refused to step down and move to a small, incremental approach to fix the health care problem. She pressed through the embarrassing campaign of fear waged by the right, the epithets, the spitting, the cries of treason. Right up to the speeches before the vote, she put the entire year-long journey into clear relief, contrasting her calm, reasoned explanation of why this was good for America and good for the smoldering crater of greed our health care system has become with Boehner’s red-faced, screaming, salvia-spewing obstructionist bile.

She won. We won. She will become a speaker for the ages, and deservedly so. A role model for my daughters. A powerful, intelligent woman working for something bigger than herself.

This is what change feels like. I like this feeling. Let’s keep it going.

photo 19 Mar

I must be a robot. These are getting harder and harder. And yes, this guess was incorrect.

audio 13 Mar [Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Jesus Walking on the Water - Violent Femmes

Found and ripped my old Permanent Record CD. Ahhh, simpler times…

played 10 times.
photo 10 Mar

Well, there goes the entertainment.

audio 23 Feb [Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

topherchris:

Ween __ I Play It Off Legit

played 694 times. via topherchris.

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